I made another meme! Have fun giggling over it.
I went to Italy and got a Swatch. Yay.
Now that we have the doggo, I can start a DoggoBlog. I shall post weekly unless I am unable to or too lazy (I hope it's door #1 but it's probably the latter lol) I am going to start it later. lol. VISIT THE DoggoBlog at https://jonkoo.com/doggoBlog!
The doggo... is here! We got him a teepee. He's basically made it his den. At first he couldn't sleep, he was afraid that when he woke up, we would be gone... (at least that's what my mom thinks) lol
Our doggo, my logo and basically what my website is dedicated to, might be coming back to us! So, here's the story: We left him in Asia for our grandparents to care for him. But now, the US is prohibiting dogs from over a hundred countries from coming to the US, and the country he's in is one of them. So if we don't bring him now... he's never coming again. (Probably.)
Okay, so a lot of mobile users have been bugging me to optimize jonkoo.com for mobile screens. So I decided to do it! Now, if your screen width is less than 600px,
you will die it will redirect you to the mobile webpage. I am planning to change the method from a redirecting to a whole different page to adding elements and changing the CSS.
We're back from California. Yay. :) We had tons of fun :) I went to Legoland :) I should stop using smiley faces :)
Whoo-hoo. At 16:00 CST, we're going to San Diego! That's so fun! We'll be going to P***** L****, S** W****, and staying at *********** hotel! (lol) (note: i don't actually know which hotel we're staying at)
I forgot to mention. I added times. Yeah.
Yesterday (or two days ago, idk), Lord Technodoggo released Hangman. It's basically normal hangman except that it has *amusing* ASCII Art and gives random insults if you die :)
You can access it at hangman executor, or by going to the homepage and finding it under games!
Lord Technodoggo has made jonkoo.com better with many things I do not care to list. Oh, wait, I do care. List of updated features:
Today, Lord Technodoggo announces that Aunaex 2.0 will usurp Aunaex as the directory bot and give Zarvox a sad face. Aunaex 2.0 will be released on Memorial Day 2021 (Monday, May 31st, 2021) at noon in Pacific Standard Time. (I hope I can do it on that date lol)
BREAKING NEWS: A random wandering trader LOOKS DOWN on LTNDX! How dare he? I usually like them, but this freaking one looked down on me!
I am now accepting reviews! Please send a (positive) review to firstname.lastname@example.org, with your message text and the name you would like to sign it with!
I came across this incredibly adorable illustration of a baby mooshroom from Minecraft! Credits to u/idkthewords!
BREAKING NEWS: Monsieur Dogeius is welcomed back into the community after a 5 or 6 day break.
Wow! Such cool! New logo! Wowww. Alright, let's cut the doge talk.
Jonkoo.com now has a new logo. I like it more than the old one - t'was weird. Some sort of pixelated doggo. It looked unprofessional. This one is here to stay (I hope); I
am sure hope that I won't need to replace it soon.
The internet died at Technodoggo's house. For, like, two whole minutes. Wow.
The color feature has been added. It can be turned on with the button in the navbar section. It causes the title text to flash random colors at a high rate of speed. NOT reccommended for photosensitive viewers.
This Saturday is Thalia's birthday! (Thalia is a friend of mine.)
A couple days ago, we went kite flying (whatever that meant). It was pretty windy. We got a squid kite and a rainbow kite, but the rainbow one kept crashing.
Hey! Now I can post my photos here because I made this image that I can stick over my face to protect my identity!
The main page is being redesigned by, well, me, Lord Technodoggo X. I'd gotten complaints that it was too bright and contrasting, and it felt disorganized, so I decided once and for all to redesign it!